Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Quit acting and you are being screwed

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos