Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl