Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Between an open your mind and money is society

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.