Just say yes to the rich

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

The things you assume, you figure out

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.