If more of us stopped saying i forgive you and started saying I’m sick of this shit the world would be a much cooler place

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Only when you learn to accept the hidden dimension of solutions, will you be face to face with empires

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan