Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff

The next stock market collapse starts now

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

The apocalypse is worth it

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Clear the mind and love