Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

The apocalypse is worth it

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that