Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

Moms all over the world unite

Human existence is all about trying to make karma increase

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching