Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

You are about to turn into a human

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

What makes you think you’re so mean?