Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Freedom can push you to make a movie

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Rule 12: play with your friends

Make every bathroom break blissful

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

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