Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Drunk up your regulations

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent