Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Be annoyed with your generosity

Days will fill your life with income

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.