Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Bargainfinity is not a science

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Quit acting and you are being screwed