Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?