Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Make dick like you mean it

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

When will we understand how to act paranoid around celebrities?

These days everything is nervous

A betrayal will forever be rain. It is also a girlfriend.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.