Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Make dick like you mean it

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride