You are about to turn into a human

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Sheep are all the same

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something