You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Cry while you’re young

What makes you think you’re so mean?

You’re being an empathy boy

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

You’re a porno cannibal

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official