You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

You’re a porno cannibal

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

You’re being an empathy boy

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Cry while you’re young

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official