You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Cry while you’re young

You’re being an empathy boy

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

You’re a porno cannibal

Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien