You probably should rethink intolerance

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You are not insane

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.