You are about to turn into a human

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Someone should more like you. Why not you?