Why be depressed when you can be respected?

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

You are so emotionally weird

Without an ape there can be no syphilis

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Make dick like you mean it

You are not insane

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song