Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

You are not insane

You probably should rethink intolerance

Without possibility there can be no persistence

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You must accept traditional pornography