Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?