When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife

Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

You probably should rethink intolerance

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

The things you assume, you figure out