Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Quit acting and you are being screwed

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.