Please don’t do it with your lover

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook