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Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.
Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense
Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.
The next stock market collapse starts now
Be calm and remain funny
You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song
Artworks only care about self-preservation
Fake matters demand fake concentration
Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass
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