Misery is a self-delusion for the gentry

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Knowledge: the most politically incorrect, dumbest performance act in the universe.

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

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