Make sure your brother is feared

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Days will fill your life with income

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Make your dream happen soon