Love making is bad for chlamydia

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Truly ensured is the felow man for he shall worship Satan’s crucifix

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.