Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

The things you assume, you figure out

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

Those who create freedom of information will also speak openly about it

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent