Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

You are not insane

You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend