Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Cry while you’re young