Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Remember that you are in trouble

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Could it be that erotic thoughts can be pretty cool if we open our minds?

Know that you’re shamelessly, ludicrously practical.

You’re a porno cannibal