Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Make dick like you mean it

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Remember that you are in trouble