Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Remember that you are in trouble

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You’re clean. Almost as clean as a biscuit.