Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

An animal isn’t necessarily just an animal. A resurrection isn’t necessarily just a resurrection.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

You must accept traditional pornography

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) mediocre leader, decent philosopher, loud liar

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Just say yes to the rich