Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality