Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Tell a stranger that they are weird

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

You’re being an empathy boy