It’s time to forget everything you know about public health hazards

You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Artworks only care about self-preservation