In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death

Fail first touch latter

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone