In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

Trust stormy weather, expect wet sex

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

Days will fill your life with income