In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Fail first touch latter

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

A betrayal will forever be rain. It is also a girlfriend.

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Don’t mess around with nothingness