In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You must say no to intercourse

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Please don’t do it with your lover

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Computers need to get a grip

Be annoyed with your generosity

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head