In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You must accept traditional pornography

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.