In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head

Leaders need to get with the times

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.