In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Please don’t do it with your lover

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Computers need to get a grip

Earth is to many people synonymous with echo chamber

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun