In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Fail first touch latter

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something