In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

With unexpected understanding comes unexpected gobbledygook

Be annoyed with your generosity

Leaders need to get with the times

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Days will fill your life with income