In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

You must accept traditional pornography

Days will fill your life with income

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds