If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

Leaders need to get with the times

You are about to turn into a human

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

People who believe in idealism ought not to shame it

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality