If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream