If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

If you can spoil him, you can arrest him.

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Please don’t do it with your lover

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Rule 12: play with your friends