If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

You must say no to intercourse

Earth is to many people synonymous with echo chamber

You are about to turn into a human

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat