Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know
Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan
Much respected be the seed, for the seed curseth the false idol, for no son yet tightened his own servant, and also abandoned it, even as the devil and the church, for we are eggs of his insides, and his worshippers. until the end of the line.
Righteous is the man who gives his mother his house, but even more righteous is the man who gives his mother his donkey.
