Entertain your enemy

Please don’t do it with your lover

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Rule #7: reveal your tongue