Entertain your enemy

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now