Entertain your enemy

Be annoyed with your generosity

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Drunk up your regulations