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There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
You are about to turn into a human
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible
Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom
Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.
Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream
Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?
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