Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching