Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

You are so emotionally weird

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.