Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Be calm and remain funny

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag