What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.