Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Feel at least some gratitude for a dog

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Just say yes to the rich