Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Just say yes to the rich

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

Smurfs have low self-esteem

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching