Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

How would the world look if other people would have an open dialogue about lawyers?

Sometimes the only thing to do is to harass

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

The things you assume, you figure out

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Divorce is childish in the eyes of dads

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture