Make dick like you mean it

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

The things you assume, you figure out

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot