Please do not eat sausages

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Life is too short not to be motivated

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Please don’t fly up your future

You are not insane