Please do not eat sausages

If you seek to fix fear, seek not to be a wife

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Please enjoy the inter-nature of reality

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Protesters fantasize about weapons more often than not

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self