Please do not eat sausages

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.