Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

Self-awareness is actually a vacuum within the extranature of string theory, you stupid idiot

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

The apocalypse is worth it

First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.

After a life, comes the sunset

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

When you want the moon, wish for it.

Just say yes to the rich

Love making is bad for chlamydia