Don’t meditate. Inspire others.

Don’t search for words

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Threats can make you attack what others see as unattackable

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.