Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Cosmology without social capital is not worth it

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

Please do not eat sausages

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.