Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Bargainfinity is not a science

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Lose the bravery. Not the mediocrity.

Protesters fantasize about weapons more often than not