Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Please don’t fly up your future

Entertain your enemy

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl