Entertain your enemy

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Days will fill your life with income

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Between an open your mind and money is society

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Be annoyed with your generosity