Entertain your enemy

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Appreciate your self-destructive life