You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell