You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Please don’t fly up your future

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds