You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

You probably should rethink intolerance

You are attractive

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise