You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Please don’t fly up your future

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Live because it makes exes laugh

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship