You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Don’t mess around with nothingness

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now