You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

You are so emotionally weird

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Sins can also be important

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self