You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

You probably should rethink intolerance

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems