You are not insane

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Please do not eat sausages

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?