Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Remember that you are in trouble

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Freedom can push you to make a movie

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

You are not insane

Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien