Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You are not insane

You probably should rethink intolerance

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds