Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Protesters fantasize about weapons more often than not

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens