Please do not eat sausages

Please don’t fly up your future

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Bargainfinity is not a science

You are not insane

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Please go to meetings

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

Please don’t do it with your lover