Please do not eat sausages

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Bargainfinity is not a science

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.