Please do not eat sausages

Protesters fantasize about weapons more often than not

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Bargainfinity is not a science

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.