Please do not eat sausages

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Cosmology without social capital is not worth it

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Bargainfinity is not a science

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self