Please do not eat sausages

Please don’t do it with your lover

Please don’t fly up your future

Appreciate the logic. Not the optimism.

Authority is not to fight, but to un-fight.

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?