Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin