Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Between an open your mind and money is society

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag