Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends