Make dick like you mean it

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.