Make dick like you mean it

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Aliens want to make love to your brain

You are not insane

You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve