Make dick like you mean it

Aliens want to make love to your brain

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Childhood is a lot like wearing chains

Make your dream happen soon