Make dick like you mean it

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Can we make demagoguery cool amongst young people?

You must accept traditional pornography

You are not insane

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?