Make dick like you mean it

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

You can take the daughter out of the slaughterhouse, but you can’t take the slaughterhouse out of the daughter.

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

What makes you think you’re so mean?

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride