Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Be calm and remain funny

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping